SEO for the price of a Car Rental

I’ve had it getting the train into Glasgow. Forget about carbon-offsetting I have done my bit. 10 months commuting a daily grind of 4 trains in total — 3 hours out of my day stuck beside some unknown reading the daily broadsheet and violating my personal space and never mind the screaming inaudible noise from those with their heads plugged into their MP3 players. I physically baulk at the thought of sharing a train in the over-cramped conditions vying to breathe some fresh air from the hutch-like open windows. Rats get transported in better conditions.

This is why I am giving this opportunity to some company to gain a competitive advantage over your rivals. I am offering a years worth of my time to help promote your company online for the simple return of the price of a car rental for a year.

You’ll get my full SEO, Internet Marketing Strategies, One-On-One Consultancy and a promise of an excellent ROI and increased conversion rates. So who would benefit from this well every company really. It doesn’t matter if your involved in the Automobile Industry or not, if your from the United Kingdom, Ireland, Europe or America — I’ll turn your online investment around in 12 months all for the sake of a monthly car hire.

There are some stipulations of-course:

• The Car in question must have a face value of over £15,000
• If there is to be any advertising wrap then North South Media must be included
• It must have a CD Player

So if you feel that your company requires the necessity skills required to make itself an online success and can save me from my personal commuting purgatory all for the price of a monthly car rental bill then you can contact me here.