31 May, 2008
Humour
It’s bigger, badder and back – its What if SEO / Search Had Action Figures II – The Sequel
And like its predecessor it’s another chance to dress the most talked about seo / search marketers in spandex and give them ultimate superhero powers.
These heroes of seo / search may not be the first thought in your head to call when the world needs saving but once they pull on their alter-ego costumes there can be only one outcome – we’re all doomed.
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| Jeff Quipp |
| Hero Name |
Doctor Octupus |
| Strengths |
A social media demi god : so many fingers in so many social media sites |
| Weaknesses |
Don’t ask him what time it is – he forgets which arm he put his watch on. |
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| Stoney De Geyter |
| Hero Name |
Green Arrow |
| Strengths |
Straight talker who tells it like it is and always hits the target. |
| Weaknesses |
Lying on pool tables and upsetting the flow of the game. |
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| Link Moses |
| Hero Name |
Flash Gordon |
| Strengths |
True Story : Trace the history of link building back to the first ever link it belonged to Eric. |
| Weaknesses |
Carbon daing tests show that Eric was not building links before the Internet was borne. |
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| Dan Thies |
| Hero Name |
Sandman |
| Strengths |
One email from this man and your hooked – master of marketing. |
| Weaknesses |
Beaches and little kids trying to build castles and plank flags in his head. |
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| Hamlet Batista |
| Hero Name |
The Hulk |
| Strengths |
Wonderous individual with an appealing scientific approach to his industry. |
| Weaknesses |
Don’t get him angry about automated SEO, seriously, don’t, you won’t like him when he’s angry. |
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| Joost de Valk |
| Hero Name |
Green Lantern |
| Strengths |
Can develop a plugin to show you which plugin you require. |
| Weaknesses |
Plugins |
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| Graywolf |
| Hero Name |
Silver Surfer |
| Strengths |
Leader of a pack or confident alone — alpha male. |
| Weaknesses |
Just for Men is just not strong enough for those silver shards. |
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| Lee Odden |
| Hero Name |
The Rhino |
| Strengths |
Powerful online marketing voice and force. |
| Weaknesses |
Aint got NSM in his top blog posts. |
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| Lisa Barone |
| Hero Name |
Catwoman |
| Strengths |
Do not get shouted down by this woman – she brings a new sense to an online roasting. |
| Weaknesses |
Finds it hard to relax and blog in all that tight gear – hence the smackdowns. |
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| Shaun Anderson |
| Hero Name |
Mister Fantastic |
| Strengths |
Fantastic usability and accessible SEO |
| Weaknesses |
Stretches too many hours into a working day also supports Celtic |
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| David Harry |
| Hero Name |
Joker |
| Strengths |
Worldy wise and a belly full of laughs Dave puts the smile into social media. |
| Weaknesses |
Deals with bad karma with humour but read between the lines to see Dave aint laughing. |
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| Andrew Girdwood |
| Hero Name |
Wolverine |
| Strengths |
Great communicator always one to test and try new devices. |
| Weaknesses |
Secretly yearns for Scotland and a deep fried mars bar for his lunch instead of all that healthy european food. |
Where is the evil despots I hear you cry. We’ll TBH nothing much has changed in that respect DrEvil and Mini Me are still spinning the same ol’ bait. So, if they can’t be bothered changing the tune ne’er can I.
My next seo / search post is deemed for xmas and I have already slotted places for Superman, Spiderman, Venom and Wonder Woman. Even Matt Cutts has been powered up to deem lycra for this one 
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