Monkey Tennis SEO

It still irks myself when I come across SEO companies that promise the Earth and deliver nothing better than costly ‘time-wasted’ exercises. And believe me there is a girth of them out there selling their wares and promises like tomorrow never existed.

I know, I know, they have been labeled everything from Snake-Oil Salesmen to Fly-by-Night SEO companies but in reality they still turn a coin and business after business still buy into their chocolate-coated – Page One – guaranteed spiel. Its hardly their fault that companies want to chase after a non-existent dream of bossing the top positions of the search engines for a little less than a few hundred quid each month.

Me and the rest of the SEO community could blog or post or plead until our keyboards harbored the shreds of our finger tips that these companies are not worth a second glance but what difference does it make when enterprises are still barely switched onto to what is required to have a decent chance of making an on-line success of their business.

I have even come across big players within the SEO community promising outlandish guarantees of page one listings within a ten month period. Its only when you read their small print that you begin to chuckle inward, then realise that they are no-better than the scheming lowest common denominator SEO company that you and I would class as snake-oil.

It is with the emergence of these (gawd, I hate to say it) more enterprising firms taking on-board tactics such as lower than a slugs gonads that I have taken it within myself to claim the right to call such companies as ‘Monkey Tennis SEO’.

Off-line media describes the term Monkey Tennis as poorly-conceived or of particularly low quality which fits these should-know-better SEO companies adaquetly. The sooner we have a governmental body or even a peer ranking system for SEO and Internet Marketing companies the better.